Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
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we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
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Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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