whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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