Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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