shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
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His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
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My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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