I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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