arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I just found puke in my bra..
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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