I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I'm having to shit out rocks
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