The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Randomize
