wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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