a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
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It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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