He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm đđ»đ
We are so blessed
His name isnt in my phone as âSatanâs spawnâ for no reason. #devildick
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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