he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
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