I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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