I'm so fucking centered right now
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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