I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
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Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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