While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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