His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
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The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
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I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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