I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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