so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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