it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
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Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
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I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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