it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
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Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
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I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I need to sanitize my soul.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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