Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
