we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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