Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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