Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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