shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Less talking, more tequila
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I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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