cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
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Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
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You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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