I must be too annoying 4 u.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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