Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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