Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
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