Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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