Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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