is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
tell me about the eggs
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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