Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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