I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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