Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
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With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
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Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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