You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Randomize
