Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
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everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
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LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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