apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
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he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
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Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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