Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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