afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Randomize
