one might say we're banned from that church
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
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You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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