arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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