Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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