i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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