Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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