yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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