I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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