Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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