I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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