I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I didn't notice because vodka
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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