i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
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I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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