Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
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I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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